Accoutrements World’s Longest Beard

Description

Each bountiful beard extends a cascade of wispy whiskers four feet (122 cm) below your chin! It would take decades to grow a real beard that long.
Adjustable straps to fit all heads
Extend your beard by 4′
Add a wise and stately demeanor to your appearance
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